1.Marry a very handsome, very handy Croatian man.2.Have that Croatian man install a second switch for your new bright under-cabinet lighting.
3. Connect the light switch to your new bright under-cabinet lighting.4. Have the very handsome,very handy Croatian man lay all of the back-splash tile and then have him take a picture of you putting in the last tile so it looks like you did something.5. Arrange your kitchen chachkis just right.